Thursday, March 1, 2012

Spuds is BACK!




So how does one welcome himself back to the excitement of writing a daily blog post?



Honestly, I haven’t even looked at the blog in about two months and so sneaking back into writing seems to be a very accurate description of what I’m doing.



During my unofficial hiatus I did pre-write a bunch of posts! Some of them were good stuff! But I can’t use those! To me, that seems to go against the essence of a blog. A blog is supposed to be the moment all of us meet up in the den I plop down on the floor and put my feet with dirty socks up on the couch and tell all of you about my goings-on for the day.



So, we will press forward from where we are.



I will say this, though. I’ve missed our time together!



But enough of the sappy and cheesy stuff…



Without any further to-do, and with only a rustling of papers from the back row of the internet’s  bloggy-verse, I’m back!



I can sense the rumbling from all of you…



“Where’ve you been, Spuds? You went away and we didn’t know what happened.”



“You just disappeared and didn’t even say goodbye!”



And that’s all true. I did disappear without even a public by-your-leave, and I know that was a bit rude. (My advertising company has been especially strident in their feelings regarding my sudden drop from the public eye.)



So, I offer you, my readers (not the advertising company), my most heartfelt apologies for being so rude.



As for the reasons for being gone, I won’t blame it on any single situation or person, but if I had to choose the most trying of the trials, I would have to say it was all of the medical issues.



One of my friends aptly described the situation, “Spuds, you don’t just get sick… you become a walking, talking and coughing train wreck!”



It’s true! From major bleeding in the esophagus, to catching double pneumonia to tearing the ligaments in both shoulders to… this…



Just last week I was sitting on the exam table with my shirt off as my Doc gave me the most recent diagnosis. “You’re losing your hair…. And it looks like you’re going to be losing a lot of your hair.”



I have to admit I had my suspicions about such a situation. I had noticed some circular shaped bald spots on the back of my head and under my chin and had asked the doc to take a look at the spots, seeing as I was already in her office having stitches taken out of my legs.



Seeing as I was quietly dumbfounded the doc started talking about a non-infectious condition with a name that sounded a lot like a name you would hear in the projects of Jackson, Mississippi… Alopecia Ariata.



“So I could get bald … everywhere!”



Doc just nodded so she wouldn’t grin.



Driving home I tried taking inventory of all the good things in my life, but my broken shoulders felt like they were being severed from my body and I swear I could feel the hair falling out… down THERE! (FYI…There is still grass on the fertile  prairies, as of last night.)



But without any recourse available for checking my pubic hair situation, I could feel myself age every time I had to groan and turn the steering wheel of my manly mass of masculinity, AKA “Bull”, my suburban assault vehicle.



After receiving the news that you are going to soon be bald, taking a shower seemed the logical thing to do after I arrived back at the house. It was during the shower time that I discovered that full length mirrors in the bathroom are not kind, if you’re so inclined to look at yourself with some degree of honesty.



The scars start high on my forehead and cover my shoulders and chest. “Hmm… maybe if I smile more…the smile… yeah it’s permanently crooked due to breaking my jaw a few times.



Instinctively, I tried to rub some of the deeper scars out of my shoulders but instead I noticed my crooked fingers from when my hands were broken.



Broken, tired, beaten down and (why not add it to the list) LOSING MY HAIR, I was ready for an early bedtime.



Later that night I knelt down beside Ramona as she said her nightly prayers. Calvin was already asleep in his bed so it was just the two of us.



It has become my habit to lean over and hug my kids and whisper that I love them in their ears but as I pulled back from whispering in Ramona’s ear she held her hug longer.



“It’s stronger when you whisper it, isn’t it?”



“What’s that, Sweetie?”



“When you whisper “I love you.” Cuz when you whisper it only I can hear it and that makes it more strong.” Ramona leaned forward and whispered, “I love you… DADDIO!”



Without realizing it my eyebrows raised up and, you know what?  She’s right!



Ramona was smiling, “SEE!”



I grinned my handsome, crooked smile back at her and I walked out of that bedroom about 10 years lighter.